Mary Jane Stories That Require A Single Spider-Man

A common complaint about Joe Quesada’s reasoning for One More Day was that the only new stories it allows writers to tell involve Peter Parker dating other women. In this case, Quesada’s detractors at least conceded that there were new stories now available. But it neglects the other doors opened for the writers.

First, there are the stories you only get if Peter Parker’s not in a romantic relationship, in addition to the stories that are the consequences of a prolonged stretch in which he is not in a romantic relationship. The Brand New Day period lasted for more than fifty issues before Spider-Man renewed his relationship with the Black Cat. Part of the impact of “The Big Time” era came from Peter finding success in his personal life as well as his professional life, after a duration in which things weren’t very rosy.

Then, there are the stories you get when he’s in a romantic relationship with MJ, but not actually married to her.

There are stories you can only tell with Spider Man in a stable relationship with Mary Jane Watson, but they don’t really require the two of them to be married, though I admit it’s more dramatic when Spider-Man’s wife is in danger than when Spider-Man’s girlfriend is in danger. A few come to mind (excluding any possible expansions of the Parker family). One of her friends, acquaintances or relatives dies or suffers horribly as a result of Mary Jane’s relationship with Spider Man, causing tension in the relationship. Mary Jane learns the identity of a new superhero, who swears her to secrecy.

She doesn’t know that a new friend of hers is an enemy of Spider man’s who knows his secret identity and all about her relationship with Spidey. Her jerk of a father gets terminal cancer, AIDS or whatever fatal disease is determined to work the best, allowing for several poignant issues over the course of an year: the issue where he reveals his condition, the issue where he almost dies. the issue where he gets better, the issue where he gets sicker, the issue where he actually dies, the issue where they prepare for the funeral and the issue with the funeral. If Mary Jane were not married to Peter Parker these stories would have the added benefit of the tension that these conflicts may precipitate an end to the relationship.

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I posted this elsewhere, so maybe I’m spoiling something published a decade from now.

Peter tells MJ he still loves her and he wants her back, but she’s unsure how to react. Later, Mary Jane is threatened by supervillains and Spider-Man saves her. There’s a brief moment where she thought that Spidey was dead. They kiss passionately.
Peter & MJ are in a hotel room post-reconciliation, ready to tell their loved ones that they’re back together. Except they learn that the video of Spider-Man making out with her is on the news. Her agent, never one to miss an opportunity, says that Spider-Man & Mary Jane have had an on/ off relationship for years. Gayle Watson’s fiance claims that he & Gayle double-dated Spider-Man & Mary Jane.
Peter & MJ realize that it would be quite suspicious if they announce that they’re dating, shortly after she was connected to Spider-Man. With her new notoriety, MJ starts getting all sorts of job offers. Eventually, the two decide it would just be best if they were to publicly see one another as Spider-Man & Mary Jane. As Peter’s friends are oblivious to this, they think it’s a bummer that his ex-girlfriend is dating a superhero, especially if he mentioned to one of them that he’s still in love with her. And he’s annoyed that he can’t tell them that he’s seeing someone, as they keep trying to find a match for him.
A minor supervillain decides to get back at Spider-Man by targeting MJ. He’s caught by Doctor Doom, who feels that he owes Spider-Man a favor. Latveria’s entry for the Best Foreign film Oscar is footage of the villain starving to death in a reality in which time moves differently. Doom promises that he’ll do the same to anyone who targets Spider-Man’s girlfriend or her loved ones. At that point, crime figures decide that the only Mary Jane they’ll look for is of the inhaled variety.
Peter starts pondering whether he even needs a secret identity anymore. And he wonders if he’s a better boyfriend to MJ as Spider-Man, than he is as Peter Parker. He’s invited to all sorts of social occasions. Spider-Man & MJ pay a surprise visit to Gayle and her family, who have made more appearances on the news offering made-up details about a celebrity couple. Gayle’s kids likes Spider-Man a lot more than they liked Peter Parker, and Peter realizes that he didn’t even know their names before. Gayle’s fiance ends up being a well-meaning guy, who has been able to put his future stepchildren through college with some embellishments about knowing a celebrity.
At one point Spider-Man & Peter Parker are invited to the same party. Johnny Storm agrees to disguise himself as Spidey, so that more people see Peter & Spider-Man at the same place at the same time. And it may end in fisticuffs between the two, as Johnny starts doing what he can to embarrass Peter/ Spidey.

I’ll note that Dan Slott hinted at this in a comic published shortly after I thought of that. Except the thing I thought could work as an year-long status quo became a throwaway gag in the space of three panels in Amazing Spider-Man #552, a testament to Slott’s talent.

There are also stories you only get when MJ’s in a relationship with someone else. Peter’s in an awkward position when Mary Jane dates a coworker of his at Horizon Labs. Mary Jane dates a good man, who dies after pissing off the wrong people; now it’s Peter’s turn to comfort her after the loss of a loved one. Mary Jane dates a guy who hates Spider-Man. Mary Jane dates a guy who really likes Spider-Man . Mary Jane is in a stable relationship with someone other than Peter Parker. Mary Jane is in an unstable relationship with someone who hates Peter Parker. Mary Jane decides that she doesn’t need to be in a relationship.

It became evident that there were a lot of stories that could only be told when Peter Parker and Mary Jane are single, and that this is greater than the number of stories that can be told with the marriage.

So, I started pondering the advantages of the spider-marriage.

The Infinite Spider-Man is a series of mini-essays regarding Marvel’s options for the future of the best character in comics.

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About Thomas Mets

I’m a comic book fan, wannabe writer, politics buff and New Yorker. I don’t actually follow baseball. In the Estonian language, “Mets” simply means forest, or lousy sports team. Currently, I’m writing a few comic books about my grandparents’ experiences in Soviet Estonia for Grayhaven comics. You can email me at mistermets@gmail.com
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